Menagerie Predictions for the next GE, WWE style
Menagerie Predictions for the next GE, WWE style
Predictions for the next GE, WWE style
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April 28, 2014
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April 28, 2014

*The names of the candidates have been changed to wrestler names to avoid early campaigning.

 

Unlike his or her running mates, Tapat’s candidate for USG President has not been made publicized before the campaign period.

 

The Santugon President comes out of the LS building to announce to the people their next USG President, Juan Cena! He makes the statement on how the other party “can’t see” him and how in the USG SlamElection he will once again beat the odds to gain the presidency to cement his career.

 

The music plays and the members of Tapat make their way to the Amphitheatre with their new and improved slogan, “We the People”. They ditch the mostly orange attire for an all-black affair with their usual flag and big letters spelling their party’s name on the stage of the Amphitheatre. A stare down occurs before the crowd over the windy morning in DLSU and people think they’re finally going to slug it out before the campaign period. Suddenly, COMELEC arrives and cooler heads prevail between the two groups.

 

As the two teams are separated, they quickly rush into the classrooms to start their room-to-room campaigning. As Santugon were makes their way to the Miguel building, they find the members of Tapat blocking the entrance to avoid them from campaigning in the building. Running for CLA president for Santugon, Danny Batista (Nephew of Dave Batista) is livid, and he thinks of something to somehow break off the makeshift barrier that the CLA branch of Tapat has made. After spending a few minutes in Agno, a fire truck barges in Velasco gate, quickly making its way near the barrier that Tapat has made in front of Miguel.

 

The hose points to the human made barrier, but Tapat does not seem fazed by the blast that’s about to come, until Batista finally starts the hose, full of cheese and Knorr mixture. Surely, that would make anyone slip out of the way, and the yellow crew is able to gain access to the building.

 

The question in the mind of the people is who will be the winners in the Executive positions? The situation calls for a classic Survivor Series type five-on-five elimination tag team match, but what makes the match more exciting for DLSU students is that it’s going to be held inside a steel cage in which the last two surviving members of the match will climb up a ladder to get the papers for the oath taking once they get seats in the University Student Government.

 

Juan Cena comes out before the match to call out the new candidate he’ll be running against, in an impromptu match before the elimination tag match at the SlamElection 2015. But then familiar music plays, and it’s his running mate for OVPIA, The Migs! He comes out to show support for his running mate to say that their reign will be nothing short of AWESOME.

 

Finally the music comes on again in the Henry Sy lobby to welcome the new rival of Juan Cena, and it turns out to be CM Hunk! They quickly exchange blows in the ring till Juan Cena throws Hunk out of the ring while waving his flag to signify how they would win in SlamElection 2015. As Juan looks on, The Migs suddenly takes off his Santugon shirt to reveal a gray shirt. He hits Cena with a Superkick to send him out of the ring to make a statement that he will be running independently for the Presidency as well.

 

As the three are caught in a stare down, the crowd chants, “this is awesome,” until the lights finally go off and the show ends.

 

Now I don’t know about you guys, but I would pay for a show like that.