Category: Sayans
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“Amphigongs” no more? Relocated DLSU turtles share thoughts on cat neighbors, pond renovation
Due to an ongoing construction project near the Amphitheater, the beloved campus turtles must seek solace in an emergency shelter in St. Joseph Hall.
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New Jowalogy science reveals why they’re paasa and you’re delulu
A new journal is making headlines as it attempts to explain the science behind one-sided love, one of the most painful and embarrassing human experiences.
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Introvert’s dream come true: The Chameleon Cloak that keeps you out of sight
A revolutionary cloak is capable of bending visible light, rendering the user invisible and allowing them to escape unwanted social interactions.
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Memes, the DNA of the Soul
Much like the DNA, memes represent pieces of cultural information that can mutate over time and survive through replication and dissemination.
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DLSU unleashes new elective led by campus cats
Casper, Chocnut, and Peekaboo make hiss-tory as the DLSU’s first feline instructors. Together, the trio will teach the new elective on cats.
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Corpse-Powered Power Plants: Rolling the way to a brighter future
Jose Rizal’s commitment to serving the Philippines transcends death. With his corpse, Meralco believes that Rizal could even solve the country’s energy crisis.
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Has frosh hate gone too far? Investigations reveal anti-frosh proposals made by College of Science students
Frosh hate, the infamous Lasallian tradition practiced by upperbatchmen, has been taken to an extreme level after COS students suggest using frosh as their test subjects.
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The Hayop is among us
DLSU has announced the opening of a new specialized course in the University, BS Animal Biology Major in Kahayupan, to help aspiring hayops unleash their animal from within.
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Top three study hacks for faster, stress-free learning
In a world where studying is infamous for being a grueling task, newly discovered study hacks posit a future where the activity is stress-free.
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Campus crypto mining draws flak, large electricity bills
After adopting a cryptocurrency mining program on campus, DLSU admin has faced immense backlash from the Lasallian community for multiple related fires and electricity struggles.