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  • How many ‘Sobrang Latina’ remarks are you from getting recolonized?

    How many ‘Sobrang Latina’ remarks are you from getting recolonized?

    Lengua-heh?, OA posting
    April 1, 2025

    With the “sobrang Latina” expression in, “chinita” is nowhere to be found—much like our connection to our colonial roots.

  • F1: Zooming in high speed around the streets of Manila

    F1: Zooming in high speed around the streets of Manila

    Local Balls
    April 1, 2025
  • The messed-up things I learned after staying in DLSU for four years

    The messed-up things I learned after staying in DLSU for four years

    Shookt
    April 1, 2025
  • Plop down and lock in with DLSU’s newly revamped beanbags

    Plop down and lock in with DLSU’s newly revamped beanbags

    Booming Systems
    April 1, 2025
  • Stuck waiting at Br. Andrew? DLSU suggests better queuing system, not more elevators

    Stuck waiting at Br. Andrew? DLSU suggests better queuing system, not more elevators

    Gusto ko ang nota mo
    April 1, 2025
  • So init naman in Taft! Lasallians air(con) out their summer woes

    So init naman in Taft! Lasallians air(con) out their summer woes

    Lengua-heh?, OA posting
    April 1, 2025

BALITANG INA

  • Controversial 4.4-percent tuition bump to finance school livery
    Share ko Langkizkiz, Universitea

    Controversial 4.4-percent tuition bump to finance school livery

    Tuition hikes fund DLSU’s Uniqlo uniforms as a plan to reinstate a dress code, ensuring all Lasallians dress in neutral-toned unity.

  • DLSU institutionalizes IdeRunkmaxxing
    Mews Feetshore, Universitea

    DLSU institutionalizes IdeRunkmaxxing

    DLSU mandates backlinks, TikToks, and Wikipedia spam in a bold bid to finally beat the University of the Philippines in IdeRunk.

  • From pizza delivery to political loyalty? A senator’s act of service sparks political love team rumors anew
    NatSeated

    From pizza delivery to political loyalty? A senator’s act of service sparks political love team rumors anew

    A pizza delivery symbolizing undying devotion—Sen. Sol’s viral act of loyalty to Dutart fuels ‘SolMate’ love team rumors once again.

  • A eulogy to the burning of the DLSU Freedom Wall, a cataclysmic tragedy of mythic proportions
    Mews Feetshore, Universitea

    A eulogy to the burning of the DLSU Freedom Wall, a cataclysmic tragedy of mythic proportions

    The DLSU Freedom Wall stood as a true bastion of free speech, and its demise was a loss to the intellectual and chaotic spirit of the University.

Ijbolerie

  • How many ‘Sobrang Latina’ remarks are you from getting recolonized?
    Lengua-heh?, OA posting

    How many ‘Sobrang Latina’ remarks are you from getting recolonized?

    With the “sobrang Latina” expression in, “chinita” is nowhere to be found—much like our connection to our colonial roots.

  • So init naman in Taft! Lasallians air(con) out their summer woes
    Lengua-heh?, OA posting

    So init naman in Taft! Lasallians air(con) out their summer woes

    Everyone should just take a chill pill, honestly. That’s how we feel lang at least, kasi everyone’s becoming sobrang OA na these days!

  • Campaign shenanigans: Political bets peddle anik-anik at DLSU pop-up
    Hanasherie, Lang Quen The

    Campaign shenanigans: Political bets peddle anik-anik at DLSU pop-up

    Devious and lucrative as they are, senatoriables have found an entry point in winning over the Gen Z voters: anik-aniks and abubots!

  • Roma, roma(mangkukulam)! Gaga in Quiapo, ooh lala!
    Lang Quen The, Paps Culture

    Roma, roma(mangkukulam)! Gaga in Quiapo, ooh lala!

    If the world was ending, Lady Gaga of Quiapo would know. She was born that way—living for the applause and mayhem.

BALLS

  • Dabao Legacy: The courtside queen extends reign until UAAP S100
    Local Balls

    Dabao Legacy: The courtside queen extends reign until UAAP S100

    Patrice Dabao establishes her extremely long future as the UAAP correspondent for DLSU.

  • F1: Zooming in high speed around the streets of Manila
    Local Balls

    F1: Zooming in high speed around the streets of Manila

    With its popularity rapidly rising, Formula One looks to delve into the Philippine market with a soon-to-be messy race along EDSA.

  • DLSU’s Chinito Walkers unveils plans to host the first-ever Lasallian Walkathon
    More Balls, Shookt

    DLSU’s Chinito Walkers unveils plans to host the first-ever Lasallian Walkathon

    The famed TikTok trio organizes a highly anticipated walking competition with fun challenges, tae counters, and prizes along the way.

  • From Killer Spikes to Killer Bites, Kampton Cooks Up a Storm
    Local Balls

    From Killer Spikes to Killer Bites, Kampton Cooks Up a Storm

    Green Spiker Noel Kampton is ready to give the food industry a taste of his finest serves as he opens up a new stall in Agno.

VANGYAT

  • Can’t put your phone down? Hear from a researcher on how to beat social media addiction
    Gusto ko ang nota mo

    Can’t put your phone down? Hear from a researcher on how to beat social media addiction

    Social media addiction fuels procrastination and unrealistic expectations, so an esteemed researcher offers a creative guide to break the cycle.

  • Plop down and lock in with DLSU’s newly revamped beanbags
    Booming Systems

    Plop down and lock in with DLSU’s newly revamped beanbags

    Revamped beanbags at Goks features enhanced comfort, mood-sensing colors, and cleaner amenities for a more focused and pleasant-smelling study time.

  • Stuck waiting at Br. Andrew? DLSU suggests better queuing system, not more elevators
    Gusto ko ang nota mo

    Stuck waiting at Br. Andrew? DLSU suggests better queuing system, not more elevators

    Take a magical ride to the new queuing system and an incentivized stair climbing program to ease the burden of long elevator lines at Br. Andrew.

  • Sub-zero temperatures at Henry Sy Sr. Hall causes hypothermia epidemic and student exodus
    Gusto ko ang nota mo, Nota Bene

    Sub-zero temperatures at Henry Sy Sr. Hall causes hypothermia epidemic and student exodus

    To shield Lasallians from the heat, DLSU casts a freezing spell in the Learning Commons. Even with the coolness, studying seems to be in a freeze too.

Yappathon

  • The messed-up things I learned after staying in DLSU for four years

    The messed-up things I learned after staying in DLSU for four years

    It is extremely hard to cope with what life throws at you. It does not help when your place of learning does not help at all.

  • To my glorious king, rex splode

    To my glorious king, rex splode

    My profound love for Rex Splode from Invincible knows no boundaries; I even have his face on my bed sheets and pillow covers.

  • Poking is not just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle

    Poking is not just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle

    As Facebook poking returns, efforts must be made to solidify its presence and impart its essence to society—ensuring that it endures this time around.

  • My concert addiction

    My concert addiction

    Nothing beats the crowd and hype of K-pop concerts. With a lightstick in hand, memorizing the fan chants and seeing the idols brings the experience to a whole new level.


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