Universitea, siz!
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Mariel Rodriguez-Padilla to lead new Senate gluta center post-controversy
Dripping glutathione into their systems and money into their pockets, the Senate’s Dripartment of Gluta is ready to glow the Filipino community up.
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Commentary: The perfect prexy does exist
A man with 38 degrees and son of the national-villain-turned-hero, how can sweet Bongbong ever do wrong? Oh, we don’t deserve the Marcoses!
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Marcos to go on ‘Efas Tour’ in hopes of finding place for future exile
Missed out on Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour? Well, we’re in luck as our very own darling president launches his own Efas Tour.
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TF Is this?! High TFI to fund hoarder jail, ‘otherworldly’ developments
After imposing a surprisingly high TFI, DLSU unveils more surprises up their sleeves: a renovation plan including Canvas themes, saunas, and…a campus jail???
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Spilling soon: Keme dep’ts stir up new course TEATIME
Brewed to purrfection and good with confection, DLSU’s new TEATIME elective is served and ready for sipping.
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SaBong no more? Sara Duterte, Bongbong Marcos confirm tragic split
She’s Dating the Drugster stars Sara Duterte and Bongbong Marcos rattle the nation in shocking breakup over daddy issues, third parties, and a secret sabotager.
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DLSU welcomes Kween Yasmin Asistido in multiple faculty seats
DLSU upholds its commitment to furthering educational excellence by appointing the ONLY obvious choice in multiple faculty positions: Kween Yasmin Asistido.
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Hello, Garci: GMA, Imelda Marcos honored among other girlbosses for Women’s Month
As part of this year’s Women’s Month celebration, famous girlbosses were given a show of their lives. Meanwhile, a certain persona non-grata’d person tries to make amends with the USG.