Category: Ijbolerie
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Hala SIOA, the female rage breakthrough
Answering Quora’s most asked question, “Where do broken hearts go,” SIOA is an organization that mends the hearts of its OA girls.
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“We’re figur-ine it out!”: SONNY ANGELS TELL ALL IN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
As collectors pile up their Sonny Angels and Smiskis, the small toys liven up at night to air out their grudges as they suffer from loneliness—and pneumonia.
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Spread of wings in the airport, but no, not the airplanes
The now pest-friendly Philippine airport welcomes the DiMatirice ipis clan, set to revamp the airport back to its glory.
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Radical reverb: Higher tones in daily parlance (PARLANCE?)
Researchers are in a quest to describe the indescribable linguistic phenomena of high tones unprecedentedly taking over conversations.
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Ariana Guadalupe, can we be mag-bestfriend?
Western artists were spotted returning to their Philippine hometowns to perform musical hits—in the name of Pinoy Pride.
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What goes on in the Marcos family group chat?
When they returned to the Philippines from a five-year-long vacation to Hawaii in the 1990s, the Marcoses only had a country-wide reserve of Tallano gold, a ridiculous amount of stolen cash, and a dream. The family, whose generosity is only rivaled by their numerous bachelor’s degrees, had a vision for the Philippines: rice worth P20…
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Match point: Unearthing relationships through Valorant
Finding love in a game like Valorant may seem like a dream to some. But in an unexpected twist, this is a reality that many players experience. Is it the deep and sultry voice when speaking in team comms that catches one’s attention? Or is it the players’ chill and positive vibes that leave others…
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Bewails and boasts: Comments on the proceedings of the Lasallian lexicon
Come one and come all to hear what esteemed scholar Henry Librarius has to say about common modern Lasallian slang.
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United they stand: BBM vloggers as warriors of truth
For BBM supporters, vlogging has become a means to promote truth and unity–after all, there is no better way to carry out historical revisionism than through personal videos.
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Bombarded but never bored: The DLSU sludge TikTok takeover
In an attempt to cater to the learning style of this generation, Lasallian professors have turned to the TikTok trend of “sludging” during course lectures.


